Everlasting Love

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

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froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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niick4:

i dont consider this an over reaction

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

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